Do you ever watch a film and there’s an unexpected hot person and just
i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention
Me when people step within my personal space bubble.
how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????
fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
Internet IRL
i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much
When you’re in the shower and you hear a noise
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
anus:
you wouldnt download a red onion
- me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
- me: gets in bed
- me: how was earth created
- me: who made microwaves
- me: how does the internet even work
- me: i'm hungry
- me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
- me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
- me: too tired to sleep
I spend 800% of my life exaggerating
